Everybody Go Clean Out Your Attic

Karl Kissner, the youngest of the long-deceased Carl Hench's nieces and nephews, was given the classic youngest nephew job of cleaning out Hench's attic after his old house was finally abandoned. He found the usual stuff—old dresses, chests and boxes of junk. He also found a baseball card collection with mint gems like Honus Wagner, Ty Cobb, Cy Young and Christy Mathewson. Early reports are valuing the collection at about three million dollars, which seriously leaves us all with no excuse for not going and cleaning out whatever dusty attic we can find. Immediately. Why are you even still reading this? Your fortune awaits ...


Oliver Queen


Oliver Queen commented…

It looks like his cleaning services have been rewarded, generously! Many people come across this kind of situation, especially those who buy an old house, they usually find some of the former owner's belongings. Some of them are using the services on http://cleanroomfacilityservices.com, to undergo a thorough cleaning in the entire house, without damaging anything that might be valuable.

John Rader


John Rader commented…

Possibly it it was a Simpsons episode visitor starring the Household Man characters then it might be higher, or perhaps if they abolished that concept and had a full on American Dad/Household Guy crossover which makes more sense, then it would work.

Please log in or register to comment

Log In